By Laura - 19/06/2014 07:00 - France
Bilko
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About Bilko
Allein der Tod setzt der Pflicht ein Ende
A cet instant, le joueur de jeu vidéo aguerri passe en mode reptilien : il analyse un mouvement, cible, ajuste, tire.
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Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Inception
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Censored
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Bilko's favorite FMLs
By clarixx - 19/06/2014 18:12 - France - Saint-germain-en-laye
clarixx tells us more.
By versaceonmymind - 19/06/2014 19:04 - France - Bressey-sur-tille
By Anonyme - 19/06/2014 19:56 - France - Cagnes-sur-mer
By dada - 19/06/2014 22:30 - France - Montpellier
By odre69 - 20/06/2014 14:29 - France
By Matou - 20/06/2014 15:17 - France - Montpellier
By maa1 - 20/06/2014 20:18 - Réunion - Saint-denis
By Marie_flower - 21/06/2014 08:25 - France - Douai
Marie_flower tells us more.
Hello,je suis l'auteure de la VDM! Je ne m'attendais pas à ce qu'elle soit publiée! Beaucoup de commentaires m'ont fait beaucoup rire,et d'autres moins. Non mon père n'est pas schizophrène ,il a juste beaucoup d'humour et qui aime faire rire sa "fifille chérie" x) Je vois que maintenant mon père est adoré de tous ,mais attention c'est chasse gardée haha! Continuez vos jeux de mots dessus,j'adore ça ! :)
By lagrosse - 21/06/2014 09:35 - France - Lyon
Chut !
By anonyme - 21/06/2014 10:07 - France - Nancy
By OupsAlorsLa - 21/06/2014 15:18 - France - Caen
Le niveau
By prepamaths - 22/06/2014 08:06 - France - Soyaux
By aiemonego - 22/06/2014 12:36 - France - Ussel
By Anonyme - 23/06/2014 19:11 - France - Agen
By iPhoneboy - 24/06/2014 08:59 - France - Orsay
Le rêve
By fanstasmagorique - 24/06/2014 09:12 - France - Montrouge
By bubulle0669 - 24/06/2014 09:14 - France
By ariel 3en1 - 24/06/2014 21:25 - France - Bruz
Bonjour !
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Vaulx-en-velin
Malgré ce que la plupart de vous pense, je suis bien une femme. Toutes vos hypothèses aussi farfelues soient elles sont donc remises en question.. Désolée de vous décevoir.