Bilko

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About Bilko

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.

Allein der Tod setzt der Pflicht ein Ende

A cet instant, le joueur de jeu vidéo aguerri passe en mode reptilien : il analyse un mouvement, cible, ajuste, tire.

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Beginner

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I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

Profile completed

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It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

50 favorites

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Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

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Viclili tells us more.

Bonjour bonjour, je suis l'auteure de la VDM ! Alors, premièrement je ne m'attendais absolument pas à ce que mon histoire soit publiée. J'ai raconté l'anecdote pour dédramatiser parce que j'avoue que sur le coup, on a eu bien peur ! Donc pour les précisions, nous nous promenions en ville jusqu'à ce que ma copine que je devais ramener à la gare (et que je n'allais plus voir pendant 2 semaines) me fait part de son envie. J'ai donc roulé un peu et j'ai trouvé un petit chemin de terre qui menait dans la forêt qui borde la ville, on a bien continué sur 5 km pour être sûre de ne croiser personne, sans penser à la période de la chasse. Je crois que ni elle, ni moi ne le savions puisque nous sommes de pures citadines ! Enfin bref, je me suis garée et nous nous sommes embrassées et il y a quelques mains balladeuses jusqu'à ce que nous entendions un bruit de portière derrière nous. Je n'y ai pas prêté attention jusqu'à ce que ma copine se soit mise à crier. Je me suis retournée et c'est là que j'ai vu, un type de bien 70 ans, habillé comme un chasseur, debout devant sa voiture et qui nous "braquait" donc avec ses jumelles... On a eu la peur de notre vie et je me suis empressée de redémarrer et de partir de là pendant qu'il nous souriait comme un pervers. Le pire, c'est que le temps que j'ai fait demi-tour, le type avait repris sa voiture et était parti. Bref, la prochaine fois, on prendra notre mal en patience ^^. Voilà pour les précisions. Merci de vos commentaires qui m'ont bien fait rire et desolée pour ce roman.