By doudou - 15/12/2013 19:02 - France - Nantes
Bilko
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Allein der Tod setzt der Pflicht ein Ende
A cet instant, le joueur de jeu vidéo aguerri passe en mode reptilien : il analyse un mouvement, cible, ajuste, tire.
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
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100 kick-ass comments
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One more and it's business time
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I agree, my mouse works.
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Bilko's favorite FMLs
Drôle de méthode
By Sabrina - 16/12/2013 07:22 - France - Paris
By Anonyme - 17/12/2013 09:23 - France - Fleury-sur-andelle
By tite femme - 17/12/2013 12:33 - France - Nevers
By HakunaMatata - 17/12/2013 15:48 - France - Strasbourg
By Grrrrr - 17/12/2013 15:55 - France - Quevillon
By christi79 - 17/12/2013 11:06 - France
By Anonyme - 17/12/2013 23:47 - France
By taronien - 18/12/2013 08:08 - France - Nantes-en-rattier
taronien tells us more.
By Anonyme - 18/12/2013 13:34 - France
Plus d'une corde…
By harpounette - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
Technique de séduction
By le lémurien - 19/12/2013 01:07 - France - Pontivy
Retrouvailles
By dhskakd - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
By peagiste - 19/12/2013 14:54 - France
Confusion naturelle
By Anonyme - 19/12/2013 14:57 - Réunion
By PèreNoëlPourris - 19/12/2013 19:03 - France - Nantes
Inapproprié
By Pardonmaman - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Brest
By Anonyme - 21/12/2013 18:10 - Canada - Saint-laurent
By Anonyme - 21/12/2013 19:04 - France - Montigny-l
Évitement
By Anonyme - 22/12/2013 08:42 - France - Roissy-en-brie
Bonjour, Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM et je vais apporter quelques précisions. Ca s'est passé lundi dernier à 2h30 du matin, elle était donc mal réveillée et sa remarque nous a beaucoup fait rire ma femme et moi. Ca ne l'a pas empêché de retourner à l'école hier sans rechigner (à cette age, l'école est encore du plaisir). Pour tous les commentaires du type "elle est intelligente/maligne/perspicace/..." j'ai juste envie de dire "comme son père" ^^