Canon
By Charlotte3710 - 13/09/2011 21:09 - France
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
By Charlotte3710 - 13/09/2011 21:09 - France
By swissedelic - 24/01/2012 12:55 - Suisse
By Masterchef - 15/02/2012 16:39 - France
By Deadlyzona - 15/02/2012 22:32 - Espagne
By turve - 17/02/2012 18:08 - France
By minibuch1505 - 19/02/2012 19:55 - France
Boujour à tous et à toutes Je voudrais d'abord vous remercier d'avoir aimer cette VDM, comme quoi j'ai bien une VDM :) Pour ce qui est de la VDM illustrée, j'aimerais bien mais le dessin, ce n'est pas mon fort, loin de là. Peut être qu'il y en aura qui se diront que cette VDM est fausse, mais non, elle est vraie :) Sur ce bonne soirée ( ou bonne nuit pour ceux qui dorment)
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By BouaB - 07/01/2016 10:21 - France - Paris
Alors là j'avoue que vous me faites plaisir avec vos réactions, on sent les connaisseurs! Pour le complément d'anecdote, je pense que les deux séquences qui m'ont le plus grillé ont été: 1. Attraper le bout de pain que me tendait le père de ma copine en criant "COUILLERE" (certains avaient visé dans le mille!). 2. Déclarer, avec un naturel déconcertant, que le dessert préparé par la mère de ma copine "ne m'avait pas l'air bien de mise". A bien y réfléchir, je pense que je vais éviter de retourner les voir tant que ma copine ne leur aura pas expliqué la vérité, ce qu'elle se refuse à faire jusqu'ici car "écouter mes parents me reparler de ce repas, c'est trop bon". Mais je l'aime quand même ;-)