Kiwiscanfly

Miss Auckland, New Zealand 30 years-old In a relationship

12345678910 This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Buffalo, United States

Lame!

Today, my drunk mom kicked me out of my own birthday party, calling me a "party-pooper" and saying I was killing everyone's buzz. FML

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Poly24 27 August 2013, 10:32 La Courneuve, France 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I could hear my daughter playing with her Barbie dolls in her room. "Do you think your boss will agree to give you a raise?", she said. "Of course, we slept together!" My daughter is six. FML

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