baptistes

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  • Lyon, France
  • 42 years-old
  • Tuesday 17 July 1984
  • In a relationship

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Multitasking

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Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

Up and coming moderator

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It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Consolation prize

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50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

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Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

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Baptistes's favorite FMLs

etoiledeloise tells us more.

etoiledeloise 0

Ben faut dire qu'entre le boulot, les enfants et Chouchou qui me les retire vite (les culottes hein pas les mômes !) j'ai pas eu le temps de m'apercevoir qu'elles étaient moches ! :))))

paradiizmoa tells us more.

paradiizmoa 6

Et bien malheureusement ce n'est pas un fake...-__-' Alors je lui ai demandé ce qu'il s'est passé, monsieur a fait un cauchemar et quand il s'est réveillé il s'est retrouvé dans le noir et il croyait vraiment qu'il était devenu aveugle =D

Student01 tells us more.

Student01 14

Wuah, ma VDM acceptée ! :o Je vous rassure, je ne bois pas, ne fume pas, j'ai une vie très saine... Juste que je n'ai jamais supporté la fièvre, même avec des traitements, bref, au final j'ai encore peur pour cette nuit... C'est pas franchement agréable de se sentir dans des situations qui paraissent super réelles, et qu'au final, une fois réalisé, c'est totalement rididule ! :)

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Gillermo 0

Alors en fait, à l'instant même où j'ai retiré l'orange, il s'est mis à faire 15 000 tours d'aquarium, faisait celui qui pouvait plus respirer en s'affolant à la surface. Et à l'instant où j'ai remis l'orange, il s'est reposé devant comme si de rien n'était... Je vais acheter des oranges que pour lui ! Mais vous affolez pas, depuis il est aussi tombé amoureux de la bouteille de sirop de citron lol