Mollyneonfox

Miss Noneofyourbuisness, Sweden 31 years-old In a relationship

reb2632 29 May 2009, 20:13 United States

Today, I picked up my 4-year-old daughter from day care. As we're driving home, a butterfly lands on the windshield. Just as my daughter comments on how pretty the butterfly is, I turned a corner and accidentally hit the windshield wipers and smeared the pretty butterfly across the windshield. FML

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Anonymous 10 December 2012, 22:40 V?ster, Sweden

Today, I woke up to find my best friend lying down and unresponsive. Frightened, I tapped on the glass. He got scared and started swimming again. My best friend is a fish. FML

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