chazam

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
I NEED to know!

You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Happy month-versary

You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.