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By juju - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
By margauxweb - 02/04/2012 21:50 - France - Verneuil-sur-seine
By Fuperman - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Colligny
By sousous - 03/04/2012 22:03 - France
By jo - 04/04/2012 06:11 - France - Menton
By Nanie123456789 - 07/04/2012 05:38 - France - Bron
By MonsieurNestPasUneTapette - 07/04/2012 17:59 - France
By Anonyme - 07/04/2012 21:46 - France - M
By lili-du-92 - 07/04/2012 23:43 - France - Orly
By Anonyme - 08/04/2012 08:01 - France - Cholet
By loser - 11/04/2012 21:33 - France - Montreuil
By mimi - 14/04/2012 23:58 - France
By moi - 15/04/2012 08:11 - France - Limoges
By Wilbert3000 - 15/04/2012 18:45 - Belgique - Genappe
By StresséeDeLaVie - 15/04/2012 21:39 - France - Saclas
By Sam - 16/04/2012 02:55 - Canada - Montreal
By Anonyme - 16/04/2012 07:58 - France - Champs-sur-marne
By Serrurier - 17/04/2012 08:57 - France - Sceaux
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Belgique - Overpelt
By Cinderella54 - 17/04/2012 23:12
Je ne parlais effectivement pas de "ma femme", étant une femme je ne pense pas que j'utiliserais un jour un terme aussi négatif que "chienne en chaleur" pour désigner une humaine qui serait ma compagne (si j'en avais une). C'est donc bien un chien femelle (celle de ma photo de profil) qui a ses chaleurs à la maison. Le chien des douanes était comme un fou et, non, ils ne font manifestement pas la différence entre une odeur d'appel au sexe (pour eux) et une odeur de drogue. Les douaniers se sont bien marrés quand je leur ai expliqué pourquoi leur chien me sentait, mais ont quand même fouillé mon sac (ce qui ne m'était JAMAIS arrivé avant).