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About Drouchek

Alors je suis un Husky des neiges, je vis au sommet des Alpes Suisse et ma passion c'est de lire VDM à longueur de journée !

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nuftehche tells us more.

Quelques petites explications s'imposent.. C'était une culotte de rechange pour après la plage, et elle était noire .. donc dans le noir je ne l'ai pas vu tombé. (et c'était un shorty, rien de spécialement sexy et aguicheur..) Et il s'agit d'un très très bon pote à moi et sa copine et moi on s'apprécie. Et quand elle a retrouvé ma culotte elle en a parlé à son mec et ils ont bien rigolé.. Et plus tard ils sont venu pour se foutre de ma gueule! Je n'ai ruiné aucun couple, je me suis juste foutue une petite honte..

ShoesSalomon tells us more.

Bonjour ! Je suis l'auteure de la VDM :) Alors pour la petite histoire, aucune des clientes n'osait donner à l'autre la chaussure manquante, de peur de dire adieu à son coup de coeur, mais heureusement, c'était dans la bonne humeur, et on a bien ri. J'ai finalement convaincu mes clientes d'essayer chacune leur tour la paire complète, et ouf, elle était trop petite pour l'une des clientes. Elle a donc abandonnée, dépitée, car je n'avais plus sa taille. Ce qui est hallucinant, c'est qu'attirées par les rires, deux autres clientes sont venues dans ce coin du magasin. Et se sont du coup montrées très intéressées par ce modèle. ça doit être un phénomène psychologique du genre " si tout le monde se bat pour l'avoir, c'est que ce modèle doit être vraiment génial, donc je le veux aussi!" Car ce jour-là, en 5 minutes, j'ai finalement vendu cette paire de chaussures en trois exemplaires, elle qui d'habitude n'attire pas spécialement qui que ce soit. (pis que moi je trouve moche personnellement, mais bon, des goûts et des couleurs on ne discute pas !)