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By patateandco - 21/07/2015 11:40 - France - Saint-malo
By Lunophone - 21/07/2015 21:10 - France - Tassin-la-demi-lune
À la fraiche
By zzzzzz - 21/07/2015 21:16 - France - Saint-estève
By nuftehche - 22/07/2015 00:30 - Tunisie
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Darth Papi
By Oups... - 23/07/2015 15:40 - France - Villefranche-de-lauragais
By Lalalalah - 24/07/2015 12:25 - France - Paris
By YaaaourtGrec - 25/07/2015 21:50 - Grèce - Athens
By ShoesSalomon - 25/07/2015 22:14 - France - Saint-julien-en-genevois
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Bonjour ! Je suis l'auteure de la VDM :) Alors pour la petite histoire, aucune des clientes n'osait donner à l'autre la chaussure manquante, de peur de dire adieu à son coup de coeur, mais heureusement, c'était dans la bonne humeur, et on a bien ri. J'ai finalement convaincu mes clientes d'essayer chacune leur tour la paire complète, et ouf, elle était trop petite pour l'une des clientes. Elle a donc abandonnée, dépitée, car je n'avais plus sa taille. Ce qui est hallucinant, c'est qu'attirées par les rires, deux autres clientes sont venues dans ce coin du magasin. Et se sont du coup montrées très intéressées par ce modèle. ça doit être un phénomène psychologique du genre " si tout le monde se bat pour l'avoir, c'est que ce modèle doit être vraiment génial, donc je le veux aussi!" Car ce jour-là, en 5 minutes, j'ai finalement vendu cette paire de chaussures en trois exemplaires, elle qui d'habitude n'attire pas spécialement qui que ce soit. (pis que moi je trouve moche personnellement, mais bon, des goûts et des couleurs on ne discute pas !)
By Niris - 26/07/2015 08:25 - France
La compta
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Saint-di
Pour un flirt, pas avec toi
By berthilde64 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France
Iron ****
By Anonyme - 27/07/2015 22:16 - Portugal - Benedita
By un bout de pain - 29/07/2015 11:04 - France - Saint-chamond
Coquine
By godzl0ve - 29/07/2015 22:51 - France - Lyon
Bagagiste
By nezcasse - 30/07/2015 06:29 - Italie - Palermo
By asthme - 30/07/2015 20:28 - France - Saint Etienne
Présomption d'innocence
By alala - 31/07/2015 00:40 - France - Pontoise
Stop !
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Canada - Gatineau
By ArthurX2 - 31/07/2015 16:20 - France
Quelques petites explications s'imposent.. C'était une culotte de rechange pour après la plage, et elle était noire .. donc dans le noir je ne l'ai pas vu tombé. (et c'était un shorty, rien de spécialement sexy et aguicheur..) Et il s'agit d'un très très bon pote à moi et sa copine et moi on s'apprécie. Et quand elle a retrouvé ma culotte elle en a parlé à son mec et ils ont bien rigolé.. Et plus tard ils sont venu pour se foutre de ma gueule! Je n'ai ruiné aucun couple, je me suis juste foutue une petite honte..