By granitik - 12/07/2015 23:37 - France - Montpellier
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By Notaire-minator - 20/07/2014 15:15 - France - Bordeaux
Bonjour (ou bonsoir), je suis l'auteure de la VDM. J'ai (enfin) créé un compte. Tout d'abord, je ne m'attendais pas à ce que la VDM soit validée, en effet,"Kevin" c'est très cliché ... Cependant, c'était le vrai prénom écrit sur le téléphone (Et oui, on peut encore s'appeler Kévin en 2015) Bref, quelques précisions sur la situation. J'étais à ce concert avec des amis mais je ne connaissais pas une seule chanson du groupe donc effectivement ce n'était pas passionnant. Comme j'habite un petit département où il ne se passe quasiment jamais rien, j'avais tout de même accepté l'invitation. Tout au long du concert cette fille devant moi, était pendue à son téléphone avec la luminosité à fond, c'est ce qui m'a d'abord interpellée (même si on ne connaît pas le groupe, on peut au moins faire l'effort de lâcher son téléphone une soirée, enfin il me semble !). Par la suite j'ai aperçu des messages remplis de cœurs, le cliché par excellence. ? tout au long de la soirée, dès que son copain regardait ailleurs, elle s'empressait de répondre à un autre mec ... Bref, vos commentaires m'ont bien fait rigoler, et je ne saurai vous dire si cette fille a tenté sa chance avec les mecs de devant ?