By blaguepourri - 22/11/2011 15:13 - France
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
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It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
I’m your new creative director
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Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
42
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Going for gold
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One more and it's business time
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Picture this FML
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I liked to the power of 20
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My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
Censored
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Tweet, tweet
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Judgmental
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YDI Master
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I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Multitasking
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
Invader
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
Happy month-versary
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Beginner
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Laaameeerdeee's favorite FMLs
By Belvedere - 18/05/2012 10:41 - France - Metz
J'assume pas
By CestPasMoiCestLUI - 29/05/2012 21:59 - France
By nadj - 15/06/2012 09:02 - Royaume-Uni
nadj tells us more.
By manon_68 - 22/06/2012 17:25 - France - Mulhouse
manon_68 tells us more.
Ma fille l'a commander sur internet donc pas besoin du code.
Ça schtroumpf
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Roville-devant-bayon
Le zbeul
By helien - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Saint-avaugourd
By Anonyme - 06/10/2013 13:00 - France - Poitiers
Merci les parents
By hhquatrevingt - 05/11/2013 08:27 - France - Montpellier
Jugement
By grillpastartine - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Melun
By Milk-studies - 28/11/2013 08:36
By qui-est-ce - 02/12/2013 09:53 - France - Montauban
Trop tard
By crotte - 19/02/2014 14:04 - Royaume-Uni - Edinburgh
By EuropeEst - 16/04/2014 19:23 - Lettonie - Riga
By americanstyle - 16/05/2014 08:31 - France - Villejuif
By zutalors - 07/08/2014 19:26 - France - Six Fours
Bulbizarre
By bim - 11/01/2015 17:09 - France - Antibes
La culture, c'est cool
By anonyme - 03/03/2015 10:15 - France
By hodjik - 09/04/2015 06:59 - France
Arnold
By Terminoutor - 25/06/2016 17:41 - France
C'est vrai, " Schwanz", ça peut vouloir dire simplement "queue ", et si l'on se réfère au sexe masculin, c'est plus vulgaire que "pénis ", mais, passé les quelques secondes de surprise et le fou rire de mes collègues (qui m'a paru durer une éternité par ailleurs), ils ont fini par m'expliquer mon lapsus en me disant que j'avais confondu le mot cygne avec le mot pénis en allemand. Voilà pourquoi j'ai présenté l'histoire de cette manière.