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Mr Sutton, England 26 years-old Single

Anonymous This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff Coraopolis, United States

Creeped out

Today, the boy who sits next to me in class accidentally dropped his sketch pad. It turns out he's really talented at drawing portraits. They're so good that I could recognize myself in all of them. FML

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soundslikeadumbcommentersituation This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff Brampton, Canada

Hear this?

Today, while in my backyard, I had some insane gastric distress. I let out a fart so powerful that it made me yelp in pain, and left my asshole numb. A second later, I heard a cough come from over my neighbor's fence. I had to quietly limp back into my house in shame. FML

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