By Anonyme - 02/10/2013 21:37 - France - Veyre-monton
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salut c'est l'auteure de la VDM (qui a eu la bonne idée de se faire un compte après l'avoir postée x) ) À ceux qui m'auraient dit de jouer du trombone ou de la batterie, j'aurai bien aimé mais je fais de la flûte traversière xD Pour tous ceux qui parlent de morning live et de michael youn, pourriez vous m'expliquer svp ? je ne vois pas vraiment… ^^'
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Salut a tous ! je suis l'auteur de la VDM ! Immense joie de voir ma petite histoire sur le site ! Quelques petites précisions sur mon tatouage: ce sont juste les contours de la carte du monde donc que les bords noir et j'ai fais ce motif a cause des nombreux voyages effectué dans ma vie qui sont marqués a jamais dans mon coeur (ou sur ma peau si je peux dire haha.) Au final, le surveillant a rigolé et m'a dit "tu aurais dû faire les lignes de tram de ta ville pendant que tu y es " et j'ai pu passer mon épreuve tranquillement ! Bisous à vous les amis !