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Miss Stockton, USA 32 years-old In a relationship

caroline 6 February 2009, 15:29 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

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fuck you, Odin, FUCK YOU 3 March 2014, 22:35 Los Angeles, United States 🌶️ Spicy

So close…

Today, I was finally all set to lose my virginity. My girlfriend pushed me onto the bed and pulled off my underwear. She then made a face as if she'd just sucked on a lemon, and got up and left without a word. I haven't heard from her since. FML

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