Tête en l'air
By sarahdel - 03/03/2013 11:57 - France - Rennes
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By sarahdel - 03/03/2013 11:57 - France - Rennes
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By guignol - 29/04/2013 11:28 - France - La Talaudi
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By JeSuisEnRetard - 15/05/2013 20:53 - France - Marseille
By horriiiible - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
By Lustucru - 22/05/2013 17:40 - France - V
By looool - 27/05/2013 15:11 - France - Brest
Bonsoir tout le monde, Je suis l'auteure de cet vdm et l'heureuse maman de Timothé. Je suis très heureuse que ma vdm ait été publiée ! Alors pour répondre rapidement, Timothé joue à la console de son ... papa !! qui lui adore les consoles ! Donc il a de qui tenir ;-) Et le poème se terminait par... Maman, j'adore quand tu me fais des calins ! Je t'Aime, Bonne Fête. Bonne fête à ttes les mamans !
By Livivien - 04/06/2013 19:14 - Suisse - Menzingen
By Foufoune69 - 08/06/2013 12:47 - France - Rillieux
By moux - 08/06/2013 20:46 - France - Le Bouscat
By DansLesPommes - 12/06/2013 00:08 - France
By vivelacoloc - 13/06/2013 17:52 - France - Toulouse
Je suis l'auteure de cette charmante petite VDM, je suis retombée dessus après bientôt une petite année écoulée. Pour les précisions, non il n'y a pas eu viol suite à ma perte de connaissance :) Les détails de cette histoire la rende juste, INOUBLIABLE. IL s'agissait d'un dimanche après midi, comme tous les jeunes couples il était difficile de résister à l'envie de passé à l'acte malgré le fait que nous étions en public, par manque de patience la décision fut prise de passer aux choses sérieuse dans les petites toilettes se trouvant dans un coin du parc, n'ayant pas tellement le choix de la position, ma moitié s'est donc retrouvé derrière moi, dans un élan sauvage comme l'indique la VDM, il s'est malencontreusement trompé, suite à la douleur j'ai perdu connaissance, ma tête à cogné le mur en face, je me suis ouverte la tête et ça s'est fini par les urgences pour des points de suture... Ce fût un grand moment, et c'est une grande histoire qui ne se raconte qu'a 3g d'alcool dans le sang (ou 4) :)