By blanche neige - 23/09/2013 15:47 - France
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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By blanche neige - 23/09/2013 15:47 - France
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By Ezuut - 26/11/2013 16:39 - France - Paris
Coucou, je suis l'auteure de cette VDM! Alors, déjà non je ne suis pas blonde :p, et oui, je sais, je suis une boulette! Sinon pour la petite histoire j'étais super gênée sur le coup, mais elle m'a rassuré en rigolant, elle m'a dit que c'était pas grave et que de toute façon elle avait déjà des doutes. Bon je sais c'est pas une excuse pour moi mais ça rassure :D
By rebelote - 29/11/2013 09:05 - France - Alfortville
By Reyman - 05/12/2013 22:06 - France - Boissise-la-bertrand
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By peinture - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Rennes
Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. Pour répondre à certains commentaires, oui j'ai une copine et elle m'a dit que c'était naturel, elle n'est pas contre ça. Alors, ma mère n'est pas venue mais a crié "Au moins un qui s'en sert !" ce que mon père n'a pas apprécié. Maintenant mon oncle me charrie beaucoup.. Ma petite amie n'a rien contre le fait que je me masturbe. Elle sait que je l'aime, ça fait maintenant 3 ans qu'on est ensemble, on n'a jamais eu de relations sexuelles, on veut être sûrs que "nous" ça va durer mais après, chacun son avis