Désolés…
By Gloups - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Paris
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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By jojo03100 - 25/05/2013 00:41 - France - Mon
Bonjour, je suis l'auteur(e) de la VDM. En fait et pour ne rien vous cacher, Je me suis auto-publiée pour me punir de mon acte, mais je ne pensais pas être publiée, je suis donc agréablement surprise!! J'ai énormément ri en vous lisant, lâchez-vous, j'avoue avoir eu un moment d'absence :-) Pour répondre à certains commentaires , non je ne suis pas blonde mais bien brune, je ne me sens pas comme quelqu'un de mentalement limité ( bien qu'en ayant fait ça on pourrait le croire!) et oui je suis une lectrice habituée de VDM, mais la VDM de la bougie n'a pas dû m'inspirer donc je n'en avais aucun souvenir. A vrai dire, au moment où j'ai commencé à renverser le contenu du pot, je me suis rendue compte de ma bêtise ... Trop tard! J'ai dû m'auto-insulter une centaine de fois! Résultat : cire partout dans les tuyaux et salle de bain inondée. Heureusement, on a réussi avec mon copain a réparer ma bêtise et tout est rentré dans l'ordre. Pour finir et pour vous raconter le fin mot de l'histoire, mon copain est ravi que je sois publiée sur VDM car je l'avais publié il y a deux ans environ ( VDM #7224733) et il s'en était pris plein la tête, ce sera à mon tour maintenant! Merci encore de m'avoir validée et merci de tous vos commentaires :-)