Adieu caution…
By TaresMBL - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Saint-philbert-de-grand-lieu
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
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Yes, we can tell. Thanks for taking part.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
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You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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J'ai dit oui ! En effet, il savait que j'aimais pas vraiment les dîners aux chandelles mais il m'a avoué avoir trouvé cette technique sur Internet. Elle restait vraiment mignonne alors c'était vraiment pas très grave ! Merci à tous pour vos commentaires ! :3 PS : puis j'aurais pu me blesser en faisant le triple salto.
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Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM... Alors pour tout comprendre je suis très stressée quand il s'agit d'opération, d'hôpital en général ! Et la veille j'ai pris un cachet soi disant pour me décontracter et j'ai eu des hallucinations tellement forte que j'en ai vomis toute la nuit ! Le lendemain avant l'opération on doit se laver avec de la bétadine et se mettre nu sous une blouse attachée dans le dos ! Et à mon réveil conscient elle n'était plus attachée dans le dos... Et oui le médecin m'a réellement dit ça ! L'opération était une célioscopie (c'est une opération au niveau du ventre), et je suis restée dans le brouillard le reste de la journée. Cette histoire s'est passée au mois d'août 2011. Voilà si j'ai pu vous éclairer ! (Désolée si il y a des fautes :D )