lindsiexx3

P0wned · 29 September 2009, 21:21 ·France

Ouch!

Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML

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Hayley · This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff ·Canada

Road rage

Today, I sneezed with so much force while I was driving that I whacked my head on the steering wheel and honked the horn. FML

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Anonymous · This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff ·United States

Thwack

Today, in marching band, the guy in front of me backed up too far. As we turned, the back of his trombone hit mine, smashing it into my lip. I had to finish the song, all while sending blood down my horn. FML

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