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By kib13 - 09/05/2014 16:13 - France - Grenoble
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Salut ! Je suis l'auteure de la VDM. Merci pour toutes vos suggestions, et je crois que quelques précisions s'imposent. Concernant l'heure de soumission de la VDM, j'habite en Nouvelle-Zélande, donc décalage de 10h. L'antivol était pris dans le frein arrière du vélo, de manière à ce qu'il touche le pneu. J'ai bien regardé : il fallait à la fois un tournevis et une clé hexagonale pour démonter le truc. L'agent de sécurité a fait le tour des personnes présentes à la bibli pour trouver à qui appartenait le vélo, sans succès. Et il n'y a pas de système d'annonces générales. J'habite à 4km de là, et le vélo étant mon seul moyen de déplacement (je vous dis pas le service de bus ici), j'en ai besoin ce matin donc je ne voulais pas le laisser là. Gentille, j'ai commencé par laisser un mot au gars (vélo à cadre horizontal) pour dire "Merci de te soucier de la sécurité de mon vélo, mais je suis certaine que mon antivol suffisait" et j'ai été faire un tour au centre commercial d'en face et acheter un sandwich. Dix minutes avant la fermeture de la bibli, le personnel a téléphoné à la police qui n'a pour ainsi dire rien fait (je sais même pas ce qu'on aurait pu attendre d'eux, en fait) et l'agent de sécurité a fini par casser le cadenas avec une pince.