Zelmiane

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  • Reims, France
  • 32 years-old
  • Monday 31 January 1994
  • In a relationship

About Zelmiane

" Le seul moyen de résister à une tentation, c'est d'y céder. "
Oscar Wilde

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Zelmiane's FML badges

What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

Picture this FML

You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

Night owl

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I NEED to know!

You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Multitasking

You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

Going for gold

You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?

42

See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

I liked to the power of 20

You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.

Happy month-versary

You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Zelmiane's favorite FMLs

clem25 tells us more.

clem25 5

Je suis l'auteur de la VDM. Alors pour répondre à de nombreux commentaires, non je ne m'étais pas jamais posé la question avant je ne suis pas Schtroumpfophile. C'est juste suite à l'accident que l'image m'est venue. Merci pour la compassion de la plupart et oui ça fait trèèès mal !!! Je portais bien un cuissard avec une peau de chamois je n'en étais pas à ma première sortie VTT et ça ne m'a pas arrêté... Juste quelques jours de convalescence. Quand a porter une coquille c'est juste impossible en VTT ça gêne trop pour pédaler.

grainesdevie64 tells us more.

grainesdevie64 22

Je viens pour mettre les choses au clair. Oui, c'était de ma faute, parce que je m'étais mal exprimée. Le vendeur n'avait pas compris ma requête. En revanche j'avais bien raison de demander un remboursement, il était tout à fait justifié. Après sa réplique, j'ai explosé de rire, ca a détendu les choses, nous avons repris la discussion sur un ton beaucoup plus calme et chacun a eu ce qu'il voulait. Le vendeur était vraiment fier de sa répartie, et il y avait de quoi ! Tout est bien qui finit bien :)