Doux Jésus
By Second_degre - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Suisse - Carouge
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Well done, you gave a Hug to our secret mascot!
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
At the end of this period, you were amongst the top 10 moderators.
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
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In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
By Second_degre - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Suisse - Carouge
By boomer498 - 13/12/2012 12:42 - France - Saint-cyr-sur-loire
By gmj - 22/12/2012 00:44 - France - Colombes
By dormeur - 24/12/2012 01:04 - France - Malakoff
By pauvredemoi - 28/12/2012 00:53 - France - Macau
By rock_on_baby - 13/01/2013 17:32 - France - Caudebec-l
By miaoumamou - 12/02/2013 20:43 - France
By parresse_man - 21/02/2013 22:12 - France - Paris
Bonjour à tous. Oui, c'est moi, l'auteur de la VDM ! Bien que ce soit tardif, je vais vous raconter LA suite ! Il se trouve que la fille de ma VDM est dotée d'un sens de l'humour assez... Compliqué, mais bon, elle m'aime aussi et nous sommes maintenant ensemble ! Voilà voilà !
By hisola - 23/02/2013 08:36 - France
By sauve dino. - 05/03/2013 12:41 - France
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Marseille
By Freditane - 12/03/2013 14:53 - Belgique - Brussels
Bon, quelques précisions quand même ! Ma famille a toujours été très open envers mon homosexualité, et mon entourage aussi, y compris les potes militaires de mon frère. Quand j'ai répondu ça a mon frère, c'était pour mes 17 ans. J'étais du genre pudique et pas trop à l'aise avec la nudité des inconnus :D Bref, j'avais organisé une petite fiesta, mais avant que les gens n'arrivent, mon frère a débarqué avec 4 potes à lui, et... m'ont attaché à ma chaise. 2 minutes après, le brigadier est entré :D je précise que c'était bon esprit, et fais volontairement de façon grotesque. Je hurlais de rire, mais quand il a fini à poil j'étais hyper gêné, j'étais super mal à l'aise avec la nudité. Mais ça reste un souvenir bien marrant, et je n'ai vraiment rien contre les roux, mais un petit bedonnant roux carotte en uniforme, c'est quand même aux antipodes du cliché du militaire sexy et ténébreux :D
By breeeeeh - 16/03/2013 16:56 - France - Bois-le-roi
By cacaoyère - 17/03/2013 08:24 - France - Meylan
By Choriste - 17/03/2013 23:53 - France - Grigny
By cgk78 - 26/03/2013 11:59 - France - Mareil-marly
By helien - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Saint-avaugourd
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Fresnes
By WanabeCheche - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - États-Unis
By Popaul-emploi-me-voici - 10/04/2013 11:04 - France - Paris
Bonsoir je suis l'auteure de la VDM ! Je n'ai pas le même pseudo car je ne me suis pas identifiée en publiant la VDM. Alors je suis la copine en question et je suis très étonnée que ma VDM soit publiée ^^ Pour ceux qui n'y croient pas, ça s'est réellement produit aujourd'hui même :-) C'est vrai qu'on a eu un fou rire mais après on a continué et ça n'a rien gâché de ce moment ! Je pense que tout le monde a connu des moments drôles en pleine action ! :) Bien à vous, La licorne :P