By ofnoju01 - 26/04/2016 17:49 - France - Hautecourt
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Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM et je tenais à vous apporter quelques explications. Je ne connaissais pas cette fille. Au début, je ne voyais que mon ex torse nu. Il faisait de temps en temps des petits bruits, ce qui m'a mis la puce à l'oreille. Quand il a fini de me dire qu'il me quittait, il a baissé l'écran de son ordi, croyant sans doute avoir quitté Skype. Et c'est là que j'ai vu la ... fille. Mon ex m'a donc laissée en larmes dans le train pour aller au boulot.
Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. Je ne pensais pas qu'il y avait autant de personnes adultes avec un doudou, ca m'a rassuré. Pour la petite anecdote, ma maman m'a raconté que quand j'étais petite, j'avais trouvé un bout de tissu et que je ne l'ai plus quitté. Elle s'est demandé pourquoi j'avais subitement eu besoin d'un doudou et avait posé la question à notre médecin qui avait supposé que c'était pour combler le manque de mon papa qui était en déplacement. Aujourd'hui, le doudou de base étant perdu, je l'ai remplacé par un haut de pyjama (surement parce qu'il avait la meme couleur) et donc impossible d'en retrouver un de remplacement maintenant. J'aurais pu effectivement le sécher au sèche cheveux mais je l'avais mis dehors toute l'après midi pensant qu'il allait sécher (merci à la météo pourrie) et je l'avais un peu oublié jusqu'au moment du coucher donc il était un peu tard. Je pensais vraiment pouvoir m'en passer mais le constat est sans appel. J'ai eu un souppir de soulagement le lendemain soir quand je l'avais pour la nuit, mon conjoint s'est moqué de moi mais au fond il trouve ca mignon. Voilà et pour terminer, non je n'ai pas de draps Buzz l'éclair comme dans une autre VDM et longue vie aux doudoux !