Sangaki

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  • Paris, France
  • 30 years-old
  • Tuesday 18 June 1996
  • Single

About Sangaki

Alexandre, 18 ans, étudiant !
J'aime Tolkien, le cinéma et le théâtre.
Si tu veux sociabiliser un peu, envoie un message, j'y répondrai avec plaisir ! ;)

Touitteure : @TobbyJn

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What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

FAAAAAACEBOOK

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Socialite

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Mobility

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I NEED to know!

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I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

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You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

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The Mixer

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Up and coming moderator

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A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

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YDI Master

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Consolation prize

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Beginner

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50 favorites

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It's in the can!

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I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Santa Claus

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One more and it's business time

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Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

I'm a rock star

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Tommy Wiseau

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100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

50 quality comments

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Tweet, tweet

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Invader

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Tell us what happened next

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Happy month-versary

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Multitasking

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The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

Gandhi

You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

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Sangaki's favorite FMLs

Leledu913 tells us more.

Leledu913 7

Certains de vos commentaires m'ont bien fait rire, je vous remercie pour vos encouragements mais l'idée de l'opération des côtes, très peu pour moi ! Je vous avoue ne pas avoir fait le pari et pour la réaction de mon chien, il s'est arrêté, m'a regardé et a recommencé, vous pouvez le voir sur ma photo de profil :) Voilà voilà ! J'espère vous avoir fait rire avec ma VDM en tout cas !

jo12 tells us more.

jo12 14

Aujourd'hui, on va remettre les pendules à l'heure... Si j'ai publié ma VDM c'est forcément que je ne suis plus sur mon balcon et que j'ai un ordinateur avec moi. Et je suis désolé on peut prendre une douche à 22h avant de partir en soirée. Repasser ses t-shirts à peine froisser, c'est réservé à ceux qui se prennent trop au sérieux. Donc, pour vous expliquer comment cela se fait que je ne sois plus sur le balcon : Sur mon balcon, il n'y avait pas d'ordinateur mais des objets en tous genres et nottament ma caisse à outils et des tournevis...j'ai réussi à faire levier sur le volet et le faire sortir de son rail et je l'ai soulevé comme un bourrin, d'une petite trentaine de centimètres...et je me suis finalement glissé à plat ventre et suis sorti (ou plutôt entré) comme je suis sorti du ventre de ma mère, en criant de douleur et de joie. Pour ajouter du piment à ma VDM, j'ajoute que la musique étant à fond en mode aléatoire, s'est mise sur un morceau d'une comédie musicale très connue et dans laquelle danse mon ex petite amie qui est le plus grand chagrin d'amour de ma vie. :/ VDM