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By GUIgu1^^ - 04/08/2011 23:51 - France
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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By GUIgu1^^ - 04/08/2011 23:51 - France
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By Valmiloup - 05/08/2011 22:46 - Belgique
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By lilybou - 08/08/2011 15:51 - Belgique
By Anonyme - 08/08/2011 20:25 - France
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Turquie
By Ash - 09/08/2011 17:31 - France
By karoliss - 10/08/2011 10:11 - France
Non je vous rassure la pose que j'ai prise était tout à fait respectable. J'ai pris un espèce d'air hautement philosophique (autant que tu puisses l'être sous les lumières du métro, mwouaha...) en évitant juste de pas faire une tête ridicule et/ou endormie ^^
By Mononucleose - 11/08/2011 09:50 - Royaume-Uni
Et oui, ces reflexes qui nous trahissent... ^^ Déjà il faut savoir que c'est a l’étranger et que je suis la petite jeunette de la boite. Mon boss est un petit papi qui se sent très responsable de moi. Il m'a déjà interdit de venir au boulot tant que je n’étais pas enregistrée chez un médecin, de peur qu'il m'arrive un truc (il a fait un pacte avec ma mère...-no comment-). Il a beaucoup d'humour (et heureusement !). Sur le coup il a juste fait "Oh...ok !" et m'a serrée dans ses bras. Quand j'ai compris que ça n’était pas le but de la manœuvre je me suis sentie très bête. Toutefois, J'ai tout de même eu le plaisir d'entrevoir ma collègue derrière, toute rouge, faisant tout son possible pour ne pas exploser de rire. Ça aura au moins eu le mérite de mettre des sourires sur les têtes des collègues ce jour la :). ps: non je n'ai pas eu d'augmentation (flute!), et j'ai toujours mon emploi.
By Jessica - 11/08/2011 15:16 - France
By carlos - 11/08/2011 20:17 - Canada
By Daddy - 12/08/2011 10:14 - France
By Anonyme - 12/08/2011 16:36 - Maurice
By Voisinzin - 12/08/2011 17:10 - France
By gerju - 13/08/2011 09:17 - France
By Tanguy123bodin - 13/08/2011 13:06
By Anonyme - 13/08/2011 22:53 - France
By m - 14/08/2011 07:48 - France
Bonjour à tous! Je suis l'auteure. Déjà tant de commentaires? Pour répondre à certaines choses que j'ai pu lire: Non, je ne me plains pas du fait d'être prise pour un garçon, ça me fait même plutôt rigoler. Ensuite, les commentaires qui ont été enterrés méritaient de l'être, je ne reviendrais pas dessus. Et quand je dis androgyne, ça ne veut pas dire que j'ai un look de camionneuse, mais au contraire que j'aurais tendance à plaire autant aux hommes qu'aux femmes. Partant de là, je ne pense pas être moche. Quand à la réponse du garçon en question, ça m'a fait rire, parce que j'ai de l'humour et que oui, c'était bien envoyé. Mais ça méritait bien sa place sur ce site. Vive l'auto-dérision, sans ça on serait tous des vieux aigris! Bonne journée à tous!