By Anonyme - 30/07/2013 22:17 - France
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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Wow... Ce site a pour slogan, "ma vie, c'est de la merde, et je vous emmerde". C'est à peu près ce que je pense en lisant certains commentaires... Je ne visite ce site que quelques fois par mois voire par an... Donc, je m'excuse si ma VDM ressemble à une déjà publiée, surtout que j'avais fait une recherche par mot-clé avant de soumettre la mienne parce que je savais qu'elle ne serait pas validée s'il existait une VDM similaire... Je pense que certaines personnes prennent les choses trop au sérieux. Pour ma part, je me contente de lire les VDM et de me marrer. Ou pas. De là à donner des leçons de morale... faut pas charrier :P Si j'avais raconté un truc du genre, 'Aujourd'hui, j'approche de mes trente ans et je fais le bilan : abandonnée à la naissance, violée à 13 ans, séquestrée à 18 ans, stérile à 22 ans, veuve à 28 ans. J'hésite encore à me suicider. VDM" Sérieux, ça ferait rire qui ? ;) Détendez-vous les gens, je me suis bidonnée en voyant ma tronche le lendemain matin, et mes amis aussi. C'était l'occasion d'être publiée sur VDM quoi ?! Ça ne fait pas de moi une victime naïve de la société de consommation... Au moins, j'aurais essayé avant de juger :P Allez, bisous :*