maryssagoesrawr

Miss New Orleans, United States 33 years-old It's complicated

Anonymous 27 August 2010, 09:15 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Freaky

Today, my new girlfriend, with whom I have not had sex yet, showed me her collection of sex toys. She picked up one approximately the size of my forearm and said "This one is my favorite." Now I'm scared for her to see me naked. FML

223 comments

AudraRose 7 September 2011, 16:57 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I have my very first gynecologist appointment. I'm 15. My mom wants to "be on the safe side" and make sure I'm not sexually active. This is my punishment for being a virgin. FML

140 comments

Anonymous This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff Saint Cloud, United States

Chlamydia central

Today, I found out what it feels like to have a cotton swab shoved up my cock's piss-pipe. FML

129 comments