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Sammi32

Miss 29 years-old It's complicated

I'm a artist and I so stupid that a week ago I got hit in the head by a swing on my first real date, FML! Now here's some depressing sayings you should read; -Help me to remember when I'm having a bad day, and it seems people are trying to piss me off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend the middle finger and say bite me! -24 hours in a day 24 beers in a case Coincidence? -Sarcasm! Because beating the shit out of people is illegal -If you don't like the way I drive then get off the sidewalk! Something stupid to do: Throw a sock at someone and scream " DOBBY BE FREE"

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