xkillerbrandyx

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xX_nsn_Xx 3 February 2012, 14:47 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Communication breakdown

Today, the pervert in my computer class asked me if I "mowed my lawn." Not knowing this was a vaguely sexual term, I replied, "No, my dad does." FML

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rapper in training 11 February 2012, 01:02 United States

Today, I was taking a dump in a public toilet, when a guy in the next stall started drunkenly rapping. He kept trying to get me to rap along with him, eventually bashing the wall and threatening to bust my face in if I didn't. I soon found out I can rap to Slob On My Knob pretty well. FML

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xkillerbrandyx

Communication breakdown

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Have you just experienced an FML moment?