patos99

Mr 45 years-old

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Verified

You are now a certified FML member
FAAAAAACEBOOK

Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.
50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.