Phil135

Mr Washington, USA

Anon This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff Stony Point, United States

Broke

Today, I spotted a $100 bill on the ground. Being a little strapped for cash, I excitedly picked it up. I discovered it was one of those religious tract papers made to look like a folded bill, with a message scolding me for being greedy. FML

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ZAS 22 August 2012, 16:57 Toronto, Canada

Today, while I was shopping at a store with my friend, I noticed a cute girl smiling at us. My friend said, "She's all yours," and walked away. When I approached her, she asked me if my friend was single. FML

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