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Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
FAAAAAACEBOOK
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
42
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
I've got nothing better to do in class
Yes, we can tell. Thanks for taking part.
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Supersize Menu
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Inception
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
Tommy Wiseau
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
I'm a rock star
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Gandhi
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
Noxon's favorite FMLs
By Anonyme - 06/05/2014 10:54 - France - Paris
By Caro38 - 07/05/2014 05:10 - Chine - Wuhan
Caro38 tells us more.
Slip
By Oups.. - 08/05/2014 12:58 - Réunion - Saint-paul
By PauvreDeMoi - 15/05/2014 15:44 - France - Malgu
By Anonyme - 18/05/2014 02:30 - France - Clichy
By aiemonego - 22/06/2014 12:36 - France - Ussel
By Anonyme - 23/06/2014 19:11 - France - Agen
Coulée
By glou - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Nantes
By quartenbol - 14/07/2014 23:59 - France - Lyon
Ça va les jeunes ?
By capotemother - 12/08/2014 15:47 - Réunion
By Anonyme - 09/11/2014 22:28 - France - Marseille
By doggybag warrior - 25/11/2014 19:23 - France - Ozouer-le-voulgis
By amaranth07 - 25/11/2014 23:36 - France - Grenoble
amaranth07 tells us more.
Bonjour je suis l'auteure de cette VDM. Donc tout d'abord je tiens à préciser que mon chat est une femelle, mais j'ai préféré éviter d'utiliser le mot "chatte" dans le post pour éviter tous les com pervers et inutiles. Ensuite si elle me réveille la nuit c'est parce que depuis qu'elle est toute petite elle a un doudou qu'elle tête et patouille. Sauf que généralement il disparaît sous les draps la nuit donc quand elle le trouve pas elle me réveille pour que je le lui donne. Je pense que ces deux nuits je devais dormir profondément et donc les gentils coups de tête habituels n'ont pas fonctionnés ... n'empêche que ça surprend (surtout le coup de langue dans l'oreille qui doit être la pire sensation du monde -.-'') Et oui heureusement que je ne suis pas enceinte mais de toute manière elle n'a pas mordu très fort, j'ai plus peur que mal :) En tout cas merci pour vos commentaires qui m'ont bien fait rire ^-^
By alanneeprochaine - 29/12/2014 19:01 - France
By moi - 11/02/2015 14:01 - France - Roubaix
Euphémisme
By CDIenpoche - 17/04/2015 13:11 - Allemagne - Berlin
By plancheapain - 26/04/2015 00:50 - France
By sabbotage - 06/05/2015 11:35 - France - Savigny-le-temple
Coquinou
By Anonyme - 13/05/2015 19:05 - France - Le Cannet
Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM! Je ne pensais pas qu'elle serait publiée, du coup je me suis créé un compte pour répondre aux commentaires... Pour ceux qui ne connaissent pas la Chine, il faut savoir que même dans les grandes villes, ça reste rare de croiser une blonde. De plus, les chinois n'ont pas vraiment le même sens de la pudeur que nous... Beaucoup vont aux toilettes la porte ouverte sans que ça gêne personne. Je ne pense pas que la dame qui m'a prise en photo pensait que je changeais mon tampon, (enfin j'espère, sinon c'est un peu glauque) mais ça m'a un peu gênée quand même :p