By Lyna - 09/10/2008 17:23
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Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Invader
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Happy month-versary
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Top 500 July-August-September 2011
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Top 100 January-February-March 2012
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
One ring to rule them all
You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Going for gold
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
Picture this FML
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Censored
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Tweet, tweet
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Multitasking
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
I liked to the power of 20
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Diandian's favorite FMLs
By La Guigne - 21/10/2008 12:41
By Chocolateen - 14/09/2009 14:48
Chocolateen tells us more.
By Inconnu - 13/12/2009 14:35
By Passe-Partout2 - 28/01/2010 18:23
Passe-Partout2 tells us more.
Fabii: en général c'est ce que j'essaye de faire sauf qu'il y a des moments- genre les cours à 8h du mat où je me retrouve seule, face à cette porte... Et pour répondre: non, je ne mesure pas 2mm mais 1m55 mais visiblement ce n'est pas assez pour les détecteurs... Je sais pas comment ces trucs fonctionnent, mais visiblement je ne suis pas la seule dans cette galère (ça me rassure !)
By Anneprof - 08/06/2012 20:10 - France
Mal barré
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - France
By luk06000 - 15/12/2011 19:42 - France
By LindaDeSuza - 13/05/2012 10:11 - France - Lons-le-saunier
By Saraton09 - 25/05/2012 00:36 - Canada - Quebec
Saraton09 tells us more.
Nonon, c'est possible avec une anesthésie, où ma dentiste m'a montré avant de procéder qu'elle insérait un liquide dans le nerf sous la mâchoire (je n'ai fait que les dents d'en bas). Il y avait aussi un gel pour anesthésier l'intérieur de ma bouche. Elle procédait en coupant des petits morceaux de dents, qu'elle retirait par la suite. Or, il faut une espèce de mini-scie pour cela, ainsi que du rinçage et de la lumière. Quand l'électricité a été coupée, due aux travaux d'en face, il restait un bout assez gros à arracher, qui a dû être extirpé à la pince. Et il fallait recoudre. Donc c'était pas très évident, et tout ça parce que Hydro-Québec a oublié de prévenir qu'il allait couper pour une journée... En plus, il y a aussi une clinique dentaire pour enfant dans le même immeuble, tu te rends compte... Je peux te jurer que mon histoire est vraie ;), même si je comprends qu'uniquement ma parole pour preuve, ce n'est pas nécessairement convainquant... Bonne journée :)
Merci de vos conseils (ironie quand tu nous tiens)... Par curiosité, j'ai pris rendez-vous au centre d'esthétique, au cas où... et voyant qu'il n'y était pas, je me suis vengée à ma façon : je me suis pointée au taf à l'heure habituelle, il était là, à sa table habituelle... sauf que j'avais demandé à un pote (sex-friend à l'occasion) de passer et de me rouler une pelle devant lui, "à l'improviste". J'ai pas besoin de lui pour m'amuser. :) (et à ma connaissance je suis pas si moche que ça, namého >_