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The Corner Of Death · This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff ·Spring, United States

Dead zone

Today, my dog died. In the same kitchen corner that two of my other dogs have died. I have a "Corner Of Death" in my kitchen. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 252 You deserved it 143

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GodSquad · 26 September 2013, 08:06 ·Blackburn, United Kingdom

Mad beliefs

Today, I found out that the girl I've fallen in love with is a "young-earth/dinosaurs-lived-with-humans" crackpot. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 450 You deserved it 8 011

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horriblefashionsense · 26 September 2013, 15:20 ·Winter Garden, United States

It's Thursday!

Today, I went in the diner I always pass by and ordered a sandwich. When I asked how much it was, the waitress replied, "Don't worry, honey. We give free meals to the homeless on Thursdays." I was too ashamed to deny it, so I just said thank you and left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 640 You deserved it 6 282

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