By Celluloid - 29/04/2011 06:52 - United States 4 1 2 43 Today, I thought I heard someone shifting around in my house. I froze in fear and then I heard it again. I thought I was hearing things until I realized that it wasn't an intruder in my home. The shifting noise was my thighs rubbing together when I walked. FML I agree, your life sucks 17 057 You deserved it 39 831 Tweet Share