Akazuki

Miss San Antonio, USA 33 years-old In a relationship

sarahxHx 14 July 2015, 06:42 Laguna Niguel, United States

Today, the guy I've been dating for 3 weeks showed up at my house at 7 AM. I was about to give him a kiss when he said, "Good morning, is Sarah here?" I was confused until I realized he didn't recognize me because I had no make up on. FML

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Ma_Nikka This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff Olivehurst, United States

Planning ahead

Today, my boss called me in to have a serious talk. The "serious talk" was him asking me to notify him of my menstrual cycle ahead of time so he can "avoid that shit". FML

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