Nick
United Kingdom
Today, I found out I have a daughter. How did I find out? She added me on Facebook. FML
lonleypudh
Miss montreal, canada 36 years-old
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Jump scare
Today, I was watching a horror movie with my girlfriend. Suddenly, the killer jumped on screen. My girlfriend screamed. I pissed myself. FML