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West Jordan 40 years-old

Michael D. 25 August 2012, 16:06 Duluth, United States 🌶️ Spicy

My wife

Today, while I was at work, my wife sent me a few pictures of her in a new lingerie, to "spice up" my day. She didn't realize that I have iCloud turned on so I can share files with my colleagues. My boss and a dozen other employees received the same pictures. FML

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hahagirl 12 September 2012, 05:40 United Kingdom

Today, my cousin suddenly confided in me that he had tried to commit suicide by overdosing when he was 17. Shocked and not knowing how to respond, I blurted out, "Did it work?" FML

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