By Anonyme - 04/08/2012 09:21 - France - Saint-jean-le-blanc
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Loren341's favorite FMLs
By Anonyme - 05/08/2012 00:09 - France
By gibosonjooo - 16/08/2012 00:46 - France - Rochemaure
gibosonjooo tells us more.
Aaaaooooooooooh !
By yann la loose - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Blain
By Anonyme - 30/08/2012 20:28 - France
By geetucrains - 16/09/2012 11:20 - France - Lucey
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non il n'y avait pas que la sangria, elle était là seulement pour la coloration x) si je vous dis tout ce que j'ai bu tout le monde va vomir rien que d'y penser x)
By moahjuve - 01/10/2012 15:15 - France
MAAAAAARRE
By Aspirateur - 13/10/2012 09:56 - France - Froeningen
By Aspirine - 15/10/2012 06:52 - France - Brunoy
By spider woman - 27/11/2012 18:31 - France - Savigny-le-temple
By Anonyme - 11/01/2013 16:17 - Canada - Montreal
By Marsupilami - 11/01/2013 23:06 - France - Verdun
By rock_on_baby - 13/01/2013 17:32 - France - Caudebec-l
Merlin47 tells us more.
Bonsoir je suis l'auteure de la VDM ! Je n'ai pas le même pseudo car je ne me suis pas identifiée en publiant la VDM. Alors je suis la copine en question et je suis très étonnée que ma VDM soit publiée ^^ Pour ceux qui n'y croient pas, ça s'est réellement produit aujourd'hui même :-) C'est vrai qu'on a eu un fou rire mais après on a continué et ça n'a rien gâché de ce moment ! Je pense que tout le monde a connu des moments drôles en pleine action ! :) Bien à vous, La licorne :P
By rafmoutte - 13/01/2013 20:04 - France - Paris
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Le pire c'est que mes cheveux n'ont rien d'un paillasson... J'en prend même assez soin en fait. Pour tout dire l'expression m'a fait rire jusqu'à ce que je comprenne qu'il s'agisse de moi ! Le temps que l'info monte, j'emballais mes courses et je n'ai même pas osé répliquer tellement j'étais vexée. Pour compléter l'histoire, je dirai que si cette dame (ou c*******) a dit ça, c'est qu'il me restait des paillettes de la soirée de la veille et qu'après un shampoing, l'effet pailleté n'était plus le même. Ça faisait limite pas très net. :)
By clems2511 - 13/01/2013 21:03 - France - Les Sables
By Anonyme - 13/01/2013 22:50 - France - Lille
Le malaise
By bavophobe - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
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By patate01 - 14/01/2013 11:55 - Réunion
Du calme !
By rambo-ou-pas - 14/01/2013 13:25 - France - Sucy-en-brie
super ma VDM a été validée :) !! ça me réconforte un peu. je n'ai plus qu'a changer de boulangerie maintenant ^^'