zylon0217

Missoula, United States 31 years-old In a relationship

good friend 27 December 2013, 06:35 Missoula, United States

Today, my friends and I had our Christmas party. I ended up being the only one sober, and had to drive each and every person home. There were 15 of us. FML

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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff Pratt, United States

Curious minds

Today, I told my boyfriend the dentist said my blood pressure was high. He was more interested in the fact that the dentist took my blood pressure than my blood pressure being high. FML

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