MarillAzul

Miss A place in a place, Somewhere hopefully on Earth 30 years-old Single

Anonymous 18 April 2012, 07:18 Salinas, United States

Today, I tried to put together some flat-pack furniture. I wound up in my underpants, screaming stuff like, "Fuck you, fucking Ikea bastard" at pieces of confusing plywood. FML

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TJ. This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff Lacey, United States

Judge Judy

Today, while doing my job as a cart clerk, a gentleman went around the parking lot and picked some trash up, trying to help out. Faith in humanity: + 1. About an hour later, I saw a woman pick a bug off of her windshield and eat it. Faith in humanity: - 200. FML

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