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ben c'est moi quoi....

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Pipper 12

Sans doute parce que les personnes qui se sont faites mordre les couilles par un furet ne courent pas les rues. Ma partenaire non plus ne devait pas croire cela possible et c'est peut-être pour cela qu'elle n'enfermait pas son animal dans sa cage pendant nos ébats. Pour ma part le souvenir de la douleur me suffit pour savoir que c'est véridique.

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Cocci92 6

Salut à tous ! Je suis l'auteure de la VDM (ma première validée, je peux mourir heureuse ^^). J'ai créé mon compte pour l'occasion. Alors pour répondre à rat_des_villes, non nous ne le faisons pas devant les invités heureusement, nous avons encore un peu de décence. xD Mais nous n'avons effectivement plus cette pudeur entre nous à ce niveau car quand tu habites avec la personne depuis longtemps tu apprends forcément que les princesses ne rotent pas des arcs-en-ciel ni ne pètent des papillons, ahah ! Pour resituer le contexte, rassurez-vous nous ne sommes pas de gros beaufs qui s'y donnent à coeur joie, mais un rot m'avait effectivement échappé (merci les boissons gazeuses) et avant même que j'ai eu le temps de m'excuser, mon compagnon a eu cette "réponse" spontanée en portant sa main à sa bouche en mode "Oopsie". La coïncidence du timing nous a immédiatement fait exploser de rire et nous nous sommes effectivement dit que notre communication atteignait des sommets ! Je trouvais la VDM plus drôle tournée ainsi. Contente qu'elle vous ait plu et merci pour vos commentaires si pleins d'esprit, nous avons adoré les jeux de mots ! :)

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_Jamy_ 0

Ce qu'il y a, c'est qu'elle a Alzheimer donc toutes les minutes elle a oublié ! C'est triste... Mais bon jm'en fous, je déménage bientôt ! :D