By Kikounette - 20/07/2012 19:34 - France
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A priori ça n'a pas l'air de lui faire mal. A chaque fois je me dépêche de le délivrer craignant qu'il ne se fasse mal mais non..... Il est juste énervé d'être bloqué ainsi avec un aspirateur scotché au derrière!
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Bonjour, je suis l'auteure de cette VDM. Je n'ai pas accepté son argent évidemment mais j'ai enlevé quelques imperfections comme aux autres. D'ailleurs il n'avait vraiment pas beaucoup de boutons contrairement à ce que vous pouvez penser. C'est vrai que je retouche mes photos que ce soit pour la luminosité, la couleur etc.. mais je le fais raisonnablement. ;) C'est vrai que ce n'est pas vraiment une VDM et plus une anecdote mais rares sont les vraies VDM sur ce site enfin bon. Sur ce, bonne journée. :)
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Salut, c'est l'auteur de la VDM, en fait oui c'est assez étrange mais dis-toi bien que les chevaux par exemple dorment debout, et même avec des somnifères ou autre c'est incurable je dors de cette manière. D'ailleurs c'est pas très marrant tous les jours, quand je me réveille j'ai souvent les yeux complètement desséché (heureusement il y a des gouttes). Et je tiens à dire que beaucoup de commentaires m'ont bien fait marrer, surtout le numéro #11 x)
J'ai dit oui ! En effet, il savait que j'aimais pas vraiment les dîners aux chandelles mais il m'a avoué avoir trouvé cette technique sur Internet. Elle restait vraiment mignonne alors c'était vraiment pas très grave ! Merci à tous pour vos commentaires ! :3 PS : puis j'aurais pu me blesser en faisant le triple salto.