mrblorx

Mr Richmond, VA 39 years-old Single

Anon This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff Stony Point, United States

Broke

Today, I spotted a $100 bill on the ground. Being a little strapped for cash, I excitedly picked it up. I discovered it was one of those religious tract papers made to look like a folded bill, with a message scolding me for being greedy. FML

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Anonymous 25 March 2012, 17:21 Rocklin, United States

Today, I had a terrible nightmare involving zombies slashing and eating at my face. I woke up in terror and urine, and found the slashing was very real: it was my cat pawing my face for me to feed him. FML

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