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Bonjour tout le monde, je suis l'auteur de la VDM, je viens de me créer le compte ce qui n'était pas le cas quand j'ai posté la VDM. Je suis en internat en Normandie pour des raisons familiales mais j'habite en Lozère avec mon père qui dirige une exploitation agricole et d'autres entreprises. A priori je reste en Normandie le WE sauf exception ou il ne me faut que 8 heures de train pour rentrer ou généralement je ne suis pas malade contrairement à la voiture. J'ai décidé de passer mes deux semaines de révision en Lozère (J'ai le droit non ?) et j'avais prévu de rentrer en Normandie le Dimanche, on a vu samedi que la grève risquait de nous emmerder et Dimanche c'était confirmé plus de trains. A15h06, moment ou la VDM est posté j'attends mon père qui est allé faire les pleins pour m'accompagner à Clermont Ferrand, nous sommes partis vers 15heures 30 (il faut 2 heures 30 pour descendre de ma montagne et arriver à Clermont Ferrand), on est allé voir à la gare si il n'y avait pas un train par tous les heureux hasards de la terre il n'en était rien, heureusement nous avions prévu un covoiturage avec un ami qui est arrivé une demi heure après notre arrivée, ce covoiturage m'a déposé à coté de Paris (après 5 heures de routes) car il devait aller en Belgique, de la j'ai attendu 2heures ma mère qui heureusement rentrer sur Paris qui après cinq heures trente de routes en pleine campagne (en pleine nuit j'étais crevé et je n'arrive pas à dormir en voiture) m'a enfin déposé devant les grilles fermées de mon lycée avant heures de mon épreuve, heureusement un de mes amis avait laissé son portable allumé et a pu prévenir le pion qui est venu m'ouvrir 5 minutes après le réveil (je l'en remercie) mais tout de même à six heures trente du matin. Alors les personnes qui m'accuseraient de mytho, avec tout le respect que je leurs doit j'étais à deux doigts de vous insulter en voyant ces commentaires car j'ai passé une putain de nuit blanche à me mordre les doigts et à me dire qu'il ne faut pas que j'arrive en retard, en arrivant devant ma copie j'avais la main tremblante et j'étais crevé. De plus je confirme mon chiffre de 55000 bacheliers touchés, on était 686000 : http://www.francetvinfo.fr/societe/education/baccalaureat-2014-les-chiffres-cles-de-l-epreuve_619617.html Heureusement et j'espère qu'on était pas tous dans la même situation.