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By Anonyme - 10/09/2014 22:42 - France - Villeneuve-saint-georges
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By Anonyme - 10/09/2014 22:42 - France - Villeneuve-saint-georges
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Bonjour à tous ! C'est en me rendant sur le site lire les VDM quotidiennes que j'ai vu que j'avais été publiée ! Hiha ! Alors pour répondre à certains commentaire et éclaircir un peu la situation, non ce n'est pas un ex... En fait je travaille comme auxiliaire de vie scolaire en école maternelle ( donc non pas de collégiens enragés...), et il y a quelques temps j'ai eu un accident de voiture sur le chemin pour me rendre au travail et j'ai donc appelé l'école pour les prévenir. L'institutrice avec laquelle je travaille n'avait pas mon numéro elle l'a donc inscrit sur un bout de papier qu'elle a épinglé au mur de la salle de pause pour me rappeler et me tenir au courant si elle avait trouvé quelqu'un pour me remplacer... #2 : Non je ne suis pas célibataire ! En couple depuis 5 ans ! #4 : Oui je ne fais que recevoir des appels de numéros que je ne connais pas et qui me raccroche au nez quand je réponds... Chouette surtout que je n'ai pas forcément envie de changer de numéro... Voili voilou !!!
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D'après le suivi le colis est parti, est resté bloqué à la douane puis est revenu au point de départ en m'attendant sagement. Après de nombreux mails pour râler auprès de leur poste, et de nombreuses fausses excuses de leur part, il est arrivé. Sauf que certains trucs sont arrivés périmés. .. Ah et, il y avait 3 colis, on en attend toujours 1 !!! VDMx3 !!
By Anonyme - 09/08/2014 14:44 - France
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France
Coucou tout le monde! Je suis l'auteure de la VDM, je viens tout juste de me créer un compte pour la commenter héhé. Je suis donc en vacances en Provence avec ma famille (magnifique la Provence soit dit en passant) et je me tenais juste à côté d'une petite madame un peu sans gêne. Cette dernière a voulu grimper sur un promontoire pour prendre une meilleure photo en se penchant de manière dangereuse. Elle a perdu l'équilibre et je l'ai tirée vers moi pour la remettre sur ses pieds. Malheureusement pour elle, elle n'avait pas mis de dragonne sur son appareil qui est tombé un peu plus bas. Je ne sais pas si c'est le choc d'avoir failli tomber qui a fait qu'elle se soit raccroché à quelque chose d'aussi matériel que son appareil photo. Elle a donc crié "Hééé mon appareil photo!! Vous auriez pu le rattraper!!" J'étais assez choquée de sa réaction, tout comme la mamie a côté de moi qui a grommelé "ah les gens de nos jours, ça devient n'importe quoi tss tss". Voilà pour les petites précisions!