Cerveau lent
By hhlyph - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Vaujours
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Après 4 heures de récurage, brossage, aspirage... On n'a pas fait la moitié x'(. J'ai pris des photos et c'est décidé : je les lui montrerai quand il atteindra l'adolescence et qu'il faudra lui rappeler que si, on a été des parents patients et compréhensifs.
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By PanameO - 21/10/2014 15:39 - France - Paris
Salut à tous :) Oh la la, mais pour un site à visée humoristique, je trouve que beaucoup de gens manquent (sévèrement) de second degrés.. Et se permettent de laisser lâchement des commentaires pas très sympas. (Ou bien c'est moi qui ne comprend pas votre second degrés... Mais j'ai comme un doute) Ceux qui m'ont accusée d'être une étudiante pourrie gâtée qui se plaint la bouche pleine, sachez qu'en plus de mes études d'infirmière, je m'occupe de personnes âgées à domicile (et pas pour acheter du chocolat car j'aime pas ça ^^) Alors merci pour vos paroles mesquines, méprisantes et moralisatrices, je m'en servirais quand je n'aurais plus de papier toilette.. D'ailleurs, ménagez vous un peu, car vous aviez l'air proche de la syncope à la vue d'une faute d'orthographe ;) Aucune ingratitude de ma part, j'ai remercié ma mère et d'autant plus que si elle a mis tout ça à l'intérieur c'est parce qu'elle savait que ça me serait utile (et oui je fais beaucoup caca et j'adore ça!) Et j'ai adoré le clin d'œil avec les deux rouleaux de papier toilette... Car elle sait que c'est une mission pour moi d'en acheter (oui... Chacun son petit soucis psychologique ^^) mais dans le train, le côté "vacances au camping" c'était pas facile à assumer :) et j'en ai ri avec ma mère qui était d'accord sur le fait que ce petit panier était plutôt précaire (mais utile.. Ça ne fait aucun doute) Je suis très complice avec ma mère, mais vous aviez le droit d'en douter. MAMAN JE TAIME! Merci pour le PQ, merci pour le deo car à 4,5€ c'était hors budget et merci pour la soupe car après la raclette du midi chez mamie, c'était la seule solution pour éviter l'occlusion intestinale. J'aime tjs autant ces petits sacs pleins de surprises et de petites attentions. Merci pour tout! Voilà... Je pense avoir tout dit. Je vous salue et remercie vous aussi. Bisous! Au fait je suis une fille, c'est marrant que beaucoup est stigmatisé la situation en pensant que j'étais forcément un garçon :)