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By superboulette - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Longjumeau
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By superboulette - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Longjumeau
By Adelestewart - 03/11/2014 16:41 - France - Vienne
By Benji - 03/11/2014 16:57 - France - Paris
By anonyme - 03/11/2014 19:24 - France - Saint-ismier
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By noshoweralone - 03/11/2014 22:26 - France - La Chevallerais
Bonjour bonjour, je suis l'auteure ! Des explications peut être ? En réalité, il s'agit du petit frère de mon copain qui ne se douche pas seul, je trouvais que c'était plus simple à raconter sous l'angle de vue du père. J'ai plusieurs fois demander à mon copain pourquoi il se douchait pas seul, et il m'a répondu que son frère est maladroit, et qu'il inonde la salle de bain si sa mère n'est pas avec. Après, je pense pas qu'elle le nettoie vraiment etc, enfin je ne peux pas savoir non plus... Je reconnais qu'il est "couvé" par sa mère et qu'il ne sait rien faire seul ^^ Ça n'a pas l'air de choquer qui que ce soit dans la famille (à part moi ^^) et le petit frère ne dit rien. Voilà voilà!
By frustré - 04/11/2014 06:52 - France
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By Superpapa - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France
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By lilyc83 - 05/11/2014 06:34 - France - Marseille
Bonjour à tous,je suis l'auteure de la VDM. Gros fou rire en voyant que ma VDM avait été validée. Merci à mon cher et tendre sans qui cette VDM n'existerait pas! Je vous rassure mon mari ne construira pas le lit de notre bébé. C'était un trait d'humour ;) Même si il y a du l'envisager 2 minutes. Je n'aurait pas été contre si il avait été menuisier ou très bon bricoleur mais ce n'est pas le cas. Nous gagnons tout les deux correctement notre vie et un budget bébé est bien sur prévu. il n'empêche que nous ne souhaitons pas dépenser des sommes astronomiques dans des produits qui nous serviront un an. Et comme c'est notre premier, on a tout à acheter. Je vais bien me renseigner sur ce qui est utile ou pas et passer par les occasions, ventes privées ou la liste de naissance. Voilà pour les précisions.
By zoubida - 05/11/2014 10:01 - France - Montignac
Trop fort ma VDM a été publié ! Alors, pour vous expliquer, je ne suis pas obese, c'est juste que j'ai pris du poids (6 kg) et ca se voit sur les hanches. Mon medecin constatant cela me l'a fait remarquer avec son mot préféré "grassouillet" (il l'avait déja sorti à mon copain) avant de me dire avec tout son tact que je faisait de la couenne sur les hanches.... Sinon, je ne compte pas changer de medecin, c'est un très bon medecin et ce n'est pas la premiere fois qu'il fait preuve de son tact légendaire, une autre fois il m'avait comparé à Jackouille, immitant même le fameux "Okeeeeey" excedé par mes "ok" à répétition en guise de réponse.