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By simon36 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Belgique - Bousval
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By simon36 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Belgique - Bousval
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By louupouu - 23/12/2014 18:15 - France - Toulon
Salut ! Je suis l'auteure de la VDM ( je me suis créé un compte après, pas très original je sais). Alors déjà, non bien sûr je ne l'ai pas laisser là, quand même^^. J'avoue que j'ai été un peu surprise en découvrant ce déguisement... Et j'ai bien été obligée de reconnaître que oui, les gens inventaient des stratégies étranges pour les jouets! Des fois, il arrive que certains clients oublient des choses, mais quand même dans une machine à laver c'est pour le moins suspect! Enfin, j'ai été super contente de voir ma VDM publiée, ça m'a fait un cadeau en plus! Et si certains se demandent où est la VDM, ben disons qu'on est pas là pour faire la chasse aux jouets de Noël dans tout le magasin, non mais! Bon allez , je vous laisse, bonne année ! :)
By Jean-Petit - 24/12/2014 01:50 - France - Évreux
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By Holy_Mad - 24/12/2014 18:55 - France - Toulouse
Bonjour, je suis l’auteur de cette VDM, la 2ème !!! Youpi ! Pour vous expliquer le contexte. Depuis plusieurs années, avec une amie nous nous envoyons pour noël un colis contenant des spécialités de la région. J’envoie du fromage de chèvre et du vin de Touraine, elle m’envoie des saucissons de Lacaune (retenez le nom ;) petite ville du Tarn. Chaque année la factrice me demande ce qu’il y a dans ce colis qui embaume dans son camion, voire dans les locaux de la poste… mais je ne m’attendais pas à ce que celui de cette année arrive avec 4 couches de scotch rouge avec la mention « ouvert par la douane ». Le scotch supplémentaire a limité les odeurs mais pas notre fou rire. Les douaniers ont bien dû se marrer, les chiens être au grand désespoir car ils n’ont rien eu du tout. (En gros cette VDM est pour eux) Rien ne manquait et tout avait été bien remballé. Merci à l’équipe de la douane ! On ne pourra pas dire que leurs chiens manquent de flair en tout cas. Par contre, je me demande s’ils vont repérer le colis d’échange qui contient les fromages de chèvre …